<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny nuts - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny nuts - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Tasered Nuts EXTREME!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84498/Tasered-Nuts-EXTREME.html</link><description>Dry roasted nuts anyone? 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