<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny douche - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny douche - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2005 00:00:04 -0400</pubDate><title>what if william tell was a college douche bag?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3613/what-if-william-tell-was-a-college-douche-bag.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3613/what-if-william-tell-was-a-college-douche-bag.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3613.jpg</image><media:title>what if william tell was a college douche bag?</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>what,william,tell,was,college,douche,bag</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3613.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Stewie&#039;s plan to hurt Lois is all talk</title><link>http://www.abum.com/60523/Stewie-s-plan-to-hurt-Lois-is-all-talk.html</link><description>And look at what the douchebag has done to the guitar!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-60523/Stewie-s-plan-to-hurt-Lois-is-all-talk.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60523.jpg</image><media:title>Stewie&#039;s plan to hurt Lois is all talk</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/60523.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="118" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>And look at what the douchebag has done to the guitar!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>song,douche,spank,lois,kill,stewie</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60523.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:03:01 -0400</pubDate><title>The biggest douche ever</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66548/The-biggest-douche-ever.html</link><description>See this? 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